October 2008
16 posts
It's so simple. It *escalates* you.
I’ve always been pretty annoyed by this, but ever since getting a job in the city, annoyance has turned into abject hatred. Escalators: you walk on the left, ride on the right. This is an unspoken rule that allows for maximum commuting efficiency. It allows for lazy/nonsentient creatures to get fatter, while letting humans get where they’re going. Why is it, then, that some people...
A weird thing happened this weekend.
This weekend I was on my way to a friend’s house when I saw an ice cream shop and decided to stop in for a cone. I approached the counter.
“What’ll you have?” asked the kid behind the counter. I’d place him at about high-school age.
I surveyed the choices in the freezer before me. To the left was a huge tub of chocolate, and all the way on the right was an...
We're going to make a million bucks.
After a solid hour of debating the best way to rob a bank with Mouse, Adam, Stanisz, and I, and still not being able to find the perfect balance of illegality, profit, variables, and risk, Adam hit upon the best possible solution.
Write a book called How to Not Rob a Bank.
I swear to God, we’re going to be so ridiculously rich.
WatchA shame what the cancer’s done to his freedom of movement.
Jean Claude Van Damme as himself →
I don’t know what to say. I definitely want to see this, though.
samreich:
This does look incredible.
teamtigerawesome:
I’m not being sarcastic, this looks indredible.
Homecoming is my new favorite holiday.
On Time
“This is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.” -some wise dude
“You’re here at an exciting time. You get to see the democratic process fail all...”
– Walsh
WatchThe whole clip’s good, but make sure you watch about the last third. Jon Stewart takes a mostly not-Jewish Congress to task for taking off for Rosh Hashana. Fantastic. Watch the whole episode for a great interview with Bill Maher about his new movie, “Religulous”.