February 2010
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http://giantbatfarts.com/ →
The discovery of electricity. The internal combustion engine. The internet. The wheel. Avatar.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the next massive, paradigm-shifting event in human development. GiantBatFarts.com
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“Van Halen buried a special clause in the middle of the contract. It was called...”
– Business Advice From Van Halen | Fast Company (via stupiditykills)
The Seven Types of Internet Lists →
Number seven made my mind implode.
Sean's Probably Way Off-Base Lost Questions
Questions are easier than theories.
So the Numbers don’t coincide with the people, but with the degree on the compass that their name falls at. Why do the names appear at the degrees they appear at? Why is Jack at 23 instead of 24? or 32? or 100? or 11 billion?
SERIOUSLY, why hasn’t Kate been mentioned yet?
Apparently if it weren’t for Jacob and the Island, Jack would be a...
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Sean's Probably False Lost Theories, Week 2, Part...
Part 1 will be short this week. All I want to know is- is Frank the Smoke Monster, is Sweet Dee dead in the non-crash reality or not, and why do they want to poison Cricket?
I’ve got a show tomorrow at the Broadway Comedy Club!
7:00, $15 cover/2 drink min/SMILES MANDATORY!!!!!!
Hahahaha but seriously, you guys, you’re going to love it. You’re just… ahh, you’re just gonna love it.
Facebook event linkage
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Sean's Probably False Lost Theories, Part 2
Well, shit. Quite a premiere. I’d like to touch on a few of the theories I spat out in my previous post, mouth-fart out a few more, and then fumble around with the Season 6 premiere, handling it much like a daytime drinker handles money: sloppily and forgetting where much of it went.
This is the third and last time I’m going to tell you to go read the Time Loop Theory.
Most of my...
How many times have you found yourself in an argument with someone on the internet, and the only way you could prove your point beyond the shadow of a doubt is by showing them a picture of an old person with a firearm?
Think of all the punchlines you could have NAILED, had only a simple picture of an old person wielding a firearm been readily available.
Friend, I used to count myself among those...
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Sean's Probably False Lost Theories
I want to write down all my theories about Lost here before I see any of Season 6, then look back at the end of it all to see how far off I was.
First off, read the Time Loop Theory. When it all comes down, I think that guy’s going to be the closest.
Walt and Aaron- I think Walt and Aaron are going to have something HUGE to do with the future of the island. Either with stopping someone...
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There's a new DragonForce video.
Heroes of Our Time.
[opens in YouTube]
Not quite as epic in scope as some of their previous outings, though their hair seems to be much longer. If you’re paying attention, you’ll notice at the beginning of the video that DragonForce’s new headquarters is a remote government science outpost hidden in a vast, mysterious desert [possibly Tatooine]. This institution’s...
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Whatever you do, do NOT push the button this time.
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WatchLost has a new theme song this year!