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Without a doubt my favorite Dinosaur Comic ever.
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Aww.
Do you believe in life after death?
Oh, who the hell knows. I think (keyword THINK, not know) there’s probably something that goes on with your thoughts after you perish from this mortal coil. Is it “heaven”? Do you continue with the same, more, or less thinking capacity as you do now? Is there a soul?
I do not have the answers to these questions, and neither does any human being, book, or ancient tale that has ever existed, so stop worrying about and concern yourself with life before death.
Why is this formspring better than Chris’s?
Well, first off I’d like to take a moment to thank you, the audience here, and the good people of formspring for hosting this discussion.God bless you all. And before I go any further, I’d like it to be known that the opposing formspring, while certainly answering different questions than mine, is still a perfectly legitimate formspring and has a great record of answers for good, honest, folks.
However, I do know that my friend, Answerer Walsh, is a noted satanic polygamist. He’ll probably contest that statement, but it doesn’t really matter, because I’ve already said it and put it into your mind. Now, I may not have much in the way of “proof” or “evidence”, but I do know that Answerer Walsh doesn’t believe in any supernatural presence of any kind. And as any good, honest, hard-working Main Street American knows, this means he worships Satan.
Answerer Walsh also does drugs, and wants your children to have sex with each other while high on his drugs. So, is my formspring better than Chris’s? I think that’s up for the American public to decide, which is what makes this country such a better one than every other one ever. And the choice is quite simple: me, or a philandering (he does that, too), satanic, drug-pushing polygamist.
Hey funnyman, whatcha doin about July 13-17th? I’m going to be showing me old man the Big Apple any chance you’ll be around, doing your thang? - Han. 25. Bristol, UK.
I’ll certainly be around. Certainly, I’ll be doing my thang. I’ll do my thang with you and your father, for certain.
I have all the answers. (All answers in posession are not certified as “Accurate”. http://formspring.me/seancurry1
Who the hell do you think you are?
Sean Russell Curry, son of Brian Curry, the husband of Rose of the Scudder family. With ties and cousinry in the Dohertys and Boohers. Currently of New York by way of New Jersey by way of New York. Entertainer and swell dudesman by profession.