Remove Sandals (0/2) - Penny Arcade

I would play any of these games:

Obviously, Exodus - the period covered by the game - should be an MMO. Jonah? Adventure. Samson is an Action RPG - he literally equips a weapon mid-narrative. David? JRPG. Armageddon? Tactics. Dead Sea Scrolls? CCG. Song of Solomon? Dating sim.

Revelations? Survival horror.

OK, Song of Solomon would be creepy as all hell, but the rest of these? Absolutely. Armageddon?! Leading the forces of heaven against the teeming masses of hell’s legions, Starcraft-style? I’d play this in a heartbeat. We’ve done it with the Greeks, the Norse, and other pantheons, so why isn’t the Bible (not Dante’s Inferno, the Bible) a videogame yet?