August 10, 2009

Adam meets Surge, hijinks ensue.

Sean:

i'm really low on money

Sean:

adam, you've always been my friend, right?

Adam:

you do the coke off the the dead stippers forehead right?

Sean:

listen, i need some money

Adam:

sure

Adam:

hahaha

Adam:

how much this time?

Sean:

$5,000

Sean:

right now

Sean:

there's a guy here

Adam:

this second?

Sean:

his name's Surge

Adam:

hmm

Adam:

no more of your investments

Sean:

yeah like right right now

Adam:

i cant have chickens shipped to my house this time either

Sean:

what?? that's livestock! poultry man, that's like guaranteed money if you know the right people!

Sean:

okokokok fine no chickens

Adam:

thank you

Sean:

just like, 6 grand

Sean:

right now

Adam:

what happened with 5?

Adam:

also

Adam:

im in boston

Sean:

and 4 grand tomorrow

Adam:

all together?

Sean:

no ten grand all together

Sean:

7 now, 3 tomorrow

Adam:

right

Sean:

like right now man seriously Surge is so pissed

Adam:

is that short for surgio?

Sean:

nope, Surge

Adam:

or is he on the juice and all surged up

Sean:

as in electricity

Adam:

right

Sean:

plus he has two friends

Sean:

Knifeface and Gun

Sean:

i swear to god these guys are fucking huge

Adam:

how big abouth

Adam:

what would say their girth is

Sean:

seriously? Gun is seven feet tall

Sean:

(and black)

Adam:

throw out a number

Sean:

5hundo pounds

Adam:

girth

Adam:

circumference maybe

Sean:

i dont know, like 4 feet around?

Sean:

big guy

Sean:

plus he has a gun

Adam:

thats pretty big

Sean:

thats about all he really needs

Adam:

which one?

Adam:

does gun have a gun?

Sean:

Gun, duh

Sean:

KnifeFace has a knife

Adam:

does he also have a face?

Sean:

well, a knife attached to a gun

Adam:

does it shoot guns

Adam:

or is it a bayoneete

Sean:

it's more like a knife shooting gun

Adam:

i mean does it shoot knife

Sean:

yeah

Adam:

i want a knife shooting gun with a bullet bayoneete

Sean:

BUT LOOK I NEED TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

Sean:

SURGE IS GETTING PISSED

Adam:

did you just buy 10 grand worth of blow in the past 3 minutes?

Sean:

HE MIGHT-

Adam:

...

Surge:

this is surge.

Surge:

i'm coming for you, Adam.

Surge:

i'm gonna take your fucking head off.

Adam:

now surge

Adam:

can i call you surgio?

Surge:

unless you get 30,000 dollars in ten minutes.

Adam:

now

Surge:

no you cannot call me fucking surgio did i say my name was surgio?

Adam:

i can give you 30000 dollars no problem

Adam:

no you diddnt

Adam:

now

Adam:

NOW

Adam:

you can have the money sure

Adam:

or something BETTER

Adam:

like ALOT BETTER

Adam:

see the 30,000 dollars

Adam:

sure I can give it to you

Adam:

but

Adam:

then its done

Adam:

boom

Adam:

money

Adam:

there

Adam:

now

Adam:

i got about 400 chickens at my house

Adam:

have you ever heard of sustainable income?

Surge:

400 chickens?

Surge:

that's livestock

Adam:

yeah

Adam:

huge market for it

Adam:

HUGE

Surge:

that's like, guaranteed money with some people i know

Adam:

you start breeding that shit

Surge:

alright, ship them to my house

Adam:

address?

Surge:

37 SkullFuck Place, Nightmare, NY

Adam:

that zipcode 7734?

Adam:

also do you think you can throw me some money for the shipping cost?

Adam:

I am an intern

Adam:

money is kind of tight right now

Surge:

zip code's 06660

Adam:

after the town split

Surge:

yeah send Pay on Delivery

Surge:

yeah it's weird

Adam:

oh i can dig that

Surge:

both zip codes still work for my place right now

Adam:

these towns really need to get it together

Surge:

SkullFuck Pl is in Nightmare and Monsey, NY

Surge:

it's a ten-year transition process

Adam:

I mean i understand that this is a complicated process

Adam:

but

Adam:

how hard can it be

Adam:

just some paperwork

Surge:

hey, i don't make the rules

Adam:

I hear you Surge

Surge:

thats why i always make sure to vote, even on the municipal level

Surge:

it's important to be involved in the community

Adam:

absolutely

Adam:

every election you dont vote in is an election you lose

Surge:

anyway i did really kill your friend

Surge:

he's dead

Adam:

yeah

Adam:

i figured as much

Surge:

but i'm interested in those chickens

Adam:

water under the bridge

Adam:

also

Adam:

im really sorry about that surgio thing before

Surge:

hey, no big deal, common mistake

Adam:

I mean it does seem like it is short for it

Adam:

on paper

Surge:

yeah

Surge:

but i'm not italian

Surge:

it's just my Black Person Name

Adam:

AHHH

Adam:

see I did not want to presume

Surge:

i'm 50% black, 50% demon

Adam:

oh yeah?

Adam:

was that tough growing up?

Surge:

it was tough, but it wasn't the hell thing

Surge:

it was my parents, they split up

Adam:

was it the distance?

Surge:

so it's weekdays in Monsey, weekends in Hell

Adam:

its always tough when parents split up

Surge:

well no, it's just a straight shot down from pretty much anywhere on the globe

Surge:

it was just the back and forth

Adam:

oh well at least the weekend commutes werent too draining

Adam:

yeah

Surge:

hell's actually not so bad if you're still alive

Adam:

it gets to anyone after a while

Surge:

just the traveling

Adam:

They say its the new fiji

Surge:

but anyway, i've got some people i need to shake down for money, then some murder to commit

Adam:

right of course

Adam:

your a busy man

Surge:

but definitely interested in those chickens

Adam:

expect the chickens next week

Surge:

hey, no rest for the wicked, right?

Adam:

are you on facebook?

Surge:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surge:

nah, myspace

Adam:

do you twitter?

Adam:

they say its the new fiji of communication

Surge:

thinking about starting

Adam:

its dumb but addictive

Surge:

see what all the fuss is about

Surge:

i bet

Adam:

hit me up on the twitter

Surge:

will do

Adam:

ok surge

Surge:

i'll talk to you later man

Surge:

good meeting you

Adam:

god bless

Surge:

whoa, what the fuck?

Adam:

haha JK

Surge:

haha maaan

Surge:

thought you were fucking with me for a minute

Adam:

haha i got you man

Surge:

alright, see ya man

Adam:

farewell