My neighborhood is the best because there is a shop here that will custom-make a throne for me. Does your neighborhood have one of those? We also have a skate park.

astoriapretty:

Should you need a throne, there’s a place in Astoria that will hand carve you one. Of course! Now what isn’t pretty about that? (Byzantion Woodwork at Astoria Blvd. South and 38th St.)