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Why is this formspring better than Chris’s?
Well, first off I’d like to take a moment to thank you, the audience here, and the good people of formspring for hosting this discussion.God bless you all. And before I go any further, I’d like it to be known that the opposing formspring, while certainly answering different questions than mine, is still a perfectly legitimate formspring and has a great record of answers for good, honest, folks.
However, I do know that my friend, Answerer Walsh, is a noted satanic polygamist. He’ll probably contest that statement, but it doesn’t really matter, because I’ve already said it and put it into your mind. Now, I may not have much in the way of “proof” or “evidence”, but I do know that Answerer Walsh doesn’t believe in any supernatural presence of any kind. And as any good, honest, hard-working Main Street American knows, this means he worships Satan.
Answerer Walsh also does drugs, and wants your children to have sex with each other while high on his drugs. So, is my formspring better than Chris’s? I think that’s up for the American public to decide, which is what makes this country such a better one than every other one ever. And the choice is quite simple: me, or a philandering (he does that, too), satanic, drug-pushing polygamist.
