I wasn’t going to post Lady Gaga’s new video, “Telephone”, but then I saw this:

It turns out Lady Gaga may be as much of a Sandwich Enthusiast as I am, and I really should support fellow Sandwich Enthusiasts.
(Note: Do not eat Lady Gaga’s sandwiches, they are all Poison Sandwiches.)

Is Lady Gaga incarcerated at the County Prison for Bitches? Yes.

Does Beyonce drive the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill? Yes.

Does Lady Gaga not only have access to cigarettes in prison, but to enough cigarettes to smoke however many she wants and have enough left over to make a smoking cigarette mask? Yes, she does.
- On that note, does Gaga feel safe enough in the County Prison for Bitches to completely blind herself with her smoking cigarette mask? Yes.
- - And on that note, is anyone at the County Prison for Bitches crazy enough to mess with a bitch wearing a smoking cigarette mask? Hell no. In fact, the polar extreme opposite of messing with her. Well, depends on your definition of “mess”.

Does Batshit Gaga Crazy look really, really good on Beyonce? Hoo boy, does it.

Does Beyonce + Lady Gaga = a diner full of straight up murdered strangers? It sure does.

Does Lady Gaga have a penis? Apparently, she does not. And thank god, because I was really staying up late worrying about that.