Sean Curry.

streeter: joshruben: hardlyworkingch: Hardly Working: Same...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:05:34 -0500

joshruben:

hardlyworkingch:

Hardly Working: Same Shirt. The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.

STREETER AND I WORE THE SAME SHIRT

I have to admit, he wears it better.

Win.

Without a doubt my favorite Dinosaur Comic ever.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:58:17 -0500

Without a doubt my favorite Dinosaur Comic ever.

I like to think he forgot the words right before he came onstage...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:23:33 -0500

I like to think he forgot the words right before he came onstage and just did this instead.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:27:33 -0500

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Aww.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:03:29 -0500

Aww.

formspring.me

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:11:46 -0500

Do you believe in life after death?

Oh, who the hell knows. I think (keyword THINK, not know) there’s probably something that goes on with your thoughts after you perish from this mortal coil. Is it “heaven”? Do you continue with the same, more, or less thinking capacity as you do now? Is there a soul?

I do not have the answers to these questions, and neither does any human being, book, or ancient tale that has ever existed, so stop worrying about and concern yourself with life before death.

Really, go nuts.

formspring.me

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:03:08 -0500

Why is this formspring better than Chris’s?

Well, first off I’d like to take a moment to thank you, the audience here, and the good people of formspring for hosting this discussion.God bless you all. And before I go any further, I’d like it to be known that the opposing formspring, while certainly answering different questions than mine, is still a perfectly legitimate formspring and has a great record of answers for good, honest, folks.

However, I do know that my friend, Answerer Walsh, is a noted satanic polygamist. He’ll probably contest that statement, but it doesn’t really matter, because I’ve already said it and put it into your mind. Now, I may not have much in the way of “proof” or “evidence”, but I do know that Answerer Walsh doesn’t believe in any supernatural presence of any kind. And as any good, honest, hard-working Main Street American knows, this means he worships Satan.

Answerer Walsh also does drugs, and wants your children to have sex with each other while high on his drugs. So, is my formspring better than Chris’s? I think that’s up for the American public to decide, which is what makes this country such a better one than every other one ever. And the choice is quite simple: me, or a philandering (he does that, too), satanic, drug-pushing polygamist.

Really, go nuts.

formspring.me

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:04:48 -0500

Hey funnyman, whatcha doin about July 13-17th? I’m going to be showing me old man the Big Apple any chance you’ll be around, doing your thang? - Han. 25. Bristol, UK.

I’ll certainly be around. Certainly, I’ll be doing my thang. I’ll do my thang with you and your father, for certain.

Really, go nuts.

formspring.me

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:20:28 -0500

I have all the answers. (All answers in posession are not certified as “Accurate”. http://formspring.me/seancurry1

formspring.me

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:31:16 -0500

Who the hell do you think you are?

Sean Russell Curry, son of Brian Curry, the husband of Rose of the Scudder family. With ties and cousinry in the Dohertys and Boohers. Currently of New York by way of New Jersey by way of New York. Entertainer and swell dudesman by profession.

Really, go nuts.

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Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:46:46 -0500

http://giantbatfarts.com/:

The discovery of electricity. The internal combustion engine. The internet. The wheel. Avatar.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the next massive, paradigm-shifting event in human development. GiantBatFarts.com

Girl - 1Airports - 0

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:00:00 -0500

Girl - 1
Airports - 0

"Van Halen buried a special clause in the middle of the contract. It was called Article 126. It read,..."

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:09:57 -0500

“Van Halen buried a special clause in the middle of the contract. It was called Article 126. It read, “There will be no brown M&Ms in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation.” So when Roth would arrive at a new venue, he’d walk backstage and glance at the M&M bowl. If he saw a brown M&M, he’d demand a line check of the entire production. “Guaranteed you’re going to arrive at a technical error,” he wrote. “They didn’t read the contract…. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show.”
In other words, Roth was no diva. He was an operations expert. He couldn’t spend hours every night checking the amperage of each socket. He needed a way to assess quickly whether the stagehands at each venue were paying attention — whether they had read every word of the contract and taken it seriously. In Roth’s world, a brown M&M was the canary in the coal mine.”

- Business Advice From Van Halen | Fast Company (via stupiditykills)

The Seven Types of Internet Lists

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:06:27 -0500

The Seven Types of Internet Lists:

Number seven made my mind implode.

Sean's Probably Way Off-Base Lost Questions

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:00:00 -0500

Questions are easier than theories.

So the Numbers don’t coincide with the people, but with the degree on the compass that their name falls at. Why do the names appear at the degrees they appear at? Why is Jack at 23 instead of 24? or 32? or 100? or 11 billion?
SERIOUSLY, why hasn’t Kate been mentioned yet?
Apparently if it weren’t for Jacob and the Island, Jack would be a sober, separated-but-responsible father. Who did he have David with? His wife from early in his life? I don’t think it could be: with the island underwater and unable to affect events on the surface, everything all the way back to the Black Rock is totally different. This seems to be a sober, responsible Sideways Jack, how else has he changed? Is he now able to leave broken things be, or is he still the great fixer? Would he ever promise to “fix” his future (now ex) wife, thereby falling in love with and marrying her? With the Black Rock passing over the island decades ago, would she even still need to be fixed?
Is Claire infected, or dead and being inhabited by the Smoke Monster?
Where’s Christian Shepard? Where’s that cabin?

WOO this show is great.

BURN Zooey Deschanel into your retinas! BURN...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:45:00 -0500

BURN Zooey Deschanel into your retinas! BURN HER!

stupiditykills:zooeydeschanel:atumblrofjoy:

stare at the red dot for 30 seconds then look at a wall and blink 10 times fast. You’ll see

This is pretty cool. The closest I can come to explaining this...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:45:00 -0500

This is pretty cool. The closest I can come to explaining this video is, “A girl has a dream where she plays tennis against the internet. RZA is her best friend and Vampire Weekend is her brother. Her mother is a high-society clone of herself, and Jake Gyllenhaal is her gay dad.”

I had to repost this, what may be the best...

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:52:42 -0500

I had to repost this, what may be the best #makerealsongssoundliketheyareaboutlostmonday entry ever. (Rearranged so you can read it top-down.) @mouseangelo has mad rhyme skills.

amandalynferri: truth.

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:36:43 -0500

amandalynferri:

truth.

keeponsinging: Organizing for America | BarackObama.com | ...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:30:18 -0500

keeponsinging:

Organizing for America | BarackObama.com | Road to Recovery

Suck it, haters.